yeehaw, my dudes

happybunnykat:

twinkhole-destroyer:

twinkhole-destroyer:

I need to press his bruises like it’s his gspot

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I’m gonna think about killing myself

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luxiomahariel:

they should invent a taking care of your own body thats easy

serenadeformice:

Everyone loves me for my repetitive speech, my odd noises, my constant forgetfulness, and my repetitive speech

anotherknifeinmyhands:

sometimes i feel myself actively fucking up a social interaction in real time. like a sim.

galaxywarp:

slimegirlslugwife:

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she’s right

that’s her. the Task Manager

ritavonbees:

poetrylesbian:

obviously dietary requirements aren’t a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she’s up to today and she said extremely seriously “ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia”

this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia

karhs:

forxstboyfriend-deactivated2025:

I hate job interviewing “why are you interested in this job” I’m literally not? I do not want to do any of this.

“what can you bring to the company?” apprx. 40 hours a week of vague attempts at labor. maybe less if you guys suck.

batbetbitbotbut:

textpost "floats face down past your blog"ALT
textpost "Washing ashore must feel good as fuck"ALT
textpost "Lolll *washes up unconscious on the shore* Yaaaaayyy"ALT

Need to investigate the flooding situation on my dash lately

clickbeetle:

i hate when a skippable ad starts with some shit like “you’re probably going to skip this ad 🙄” like. yeah! what are you hoping to achieve by starting it like that? thanks for at least being self aware i guess!

deancasbabyy:

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since it’s midnight here already, happy november 5th, can’t believe it’s already been 5 years

avagarde:

avagarde:

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

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Ooooh I’m so excited!

bakwaaas:

honestly it’s actually the small, mundane, boring things that someone does for you out of love which mean so much rather than grand gestures and proclamations

thesweetiepienovels:

“No one is coming to save you.” I disagree ! I believe many people made up of many small moments come to save pieces of you , even if just briefly. The mentor who believed in you . The friend who said they’re proud of you. The family member that makes you laugh . The random person who held the door for you out of nothing but kindness. The teacher who took extra time to help you understand. The person who smiled at you when you walked into a store. The little kid who looks up to you. The person who randomly complimented you. Being “saved” isn’t about being whisked away and all your hardships gone, it’s about the people and things that remind you life is not all hardships, it is kindness, love, gentleness, softness, care, thoughtfulness. It is many moments made up of your lifetime that keeps you going and showing you the world is still beautiful, and will always be. Despite.